The era of the stupid artist is over!
Artist, blog stupidSorry, but my whole day is just filled with stupid artists that we really don’t need. Sorry it’s enough for you to put your music on YouTube, it’s enough. The rest of the music industry is a bit to advanced for you I promise.
To become something right now you have to be smart. A stupid band like Mötley Crüe will never succeed in the modern music industry. Gone is that you can get help with everything and you can just go for the drugs and party all night long. If you can’t even do basic stuff or understand it, please just don’t, it will be enough with you on Youtube. The rest of channel is just not for you, the YouTube is enough that your closest will hear your music.
Maybe I mean, but sorry today has just been like you want to bang your forehead into a wall.
First the artist that don’t know how to send files. The artist started to send us links to We transfer. Just that she uploaded it last week so the link has now become old and nothing is there. We told her that and suggested to use somewhere the files can stay at least for a while since she wants to promote it. Sure enough after emailing back and forward (something we really don’t have time to do) she manged to upload the files to her google drive. Then of course she hasn’t open them for anybody to reach them. Mailing back that she needs to open the folder. Then she adds the info address to be the email that can access. Of course the info address don’t have a google account and we won’t make one for it it took another five emails to get her to understand that she need to open up to anyone with the link to be able to access. So after 20 emails during one day I finally got to the files for the song. I mean it doesn’t matter if this song goes viral. The artist is not smart enough to even do anything with it.
Next case comes in right now. To a service to apply for a gig.
This form is very easy, you fill in your name, artist name, email, link to mp3, and a message. Nothing else, a monkey can do it. But no the artist mange to mess things up. Name they f**k up by putting a artist name which is the second question. Then the link that they put in goes like this:
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/30/00/503DD102-36CC-40DF-9D3C-CD5A02C92BBD/**song**MP3.mp3
Yes this link to the file on your mobile phones hard drive. It’s not a valid link. Okay so now they f**ked two questions out of three. Email and message left. Email they mange to get right. Message: We are Christians from Kentucky.
That is it, you are Christians from Kentucky! Help me Jesus save me from your followers!
I give up. Okay today is easier then ever to make music and give it out. Still we have people f**k it up.
